bartgrefte wrote:
Right now I'm thinking about mutilating the motherboard with a dremel, to be a bit more specific: open up the back of the PCIe x1 slot and put in a PCIe graphics card I've got lying around.
Emailed the manufacturer about drivers.
I remember reading somewhere that the PCIe slot on these type of motherboards can only deliver 10 watts of power. I hope for your sake that I'm wrong. 
Great! Let us know what they say!